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• 1、和女朋友吵架信息不回电话不接可以用和其他女人聊天记录刺激她吗?
• 2、你是否有过私密的聊天不小心发在群里的刺激经历？
• 3、我提分手后在朋友圈晒和别的男生暧昧聊天记录，只是想刺激他，结果他把微信我删了，我好想他，放不下他，
• 4、和老外的聊天记录
• 5、现在的小孩好嗨哦，初中生“早恋”聊天记录到底有多奇葩？

和女朋友吵架信息不回电话不接可以用和其他女人聊天记录刺激她吗?

和女朋友吵架，信息不回，电话不接，给你用盒子当女人聊天记录，刺激他吗？你好，最好不要再说一点，她气消了，再去找找他，或者是现在就去找他

你是否有过私密的聊天不小心发在群里的刺激经历？

经历过，大学的时候，刚刚入学，我经常分不清班级群和一个同学的qq号，有一次想给他发“你吃饭吗，用不用我给你带饭”，然后发到了班级群里，然后发现后立马撤回。

我提分手后在朋友圈晒和别的男生暧昧聊天记录，只是想刺激他，结果他把微信我删了，我好想他，放不下他，

分手了，如果真的没法挽回，就不要做这些没有意义的事情了，而且会被看低，人总是要往前走，相信自己以后还会找到更合适的人。很多时候我们走不出去，是我们的一种不甘心，自己多想想。如果能挽回更不要做这种傻事情，祝福你！

和老外的聊天记录

Jenny 说:

i am sorry, it is no electricity in our company just now.

david 说:

LOL OK

Jenny 说:

by the way, my friend Jocelyn would like to chat with you, would you mind if she add you in her Msn?

david 说:

OK

david 邀请您开始使用查看网络摄像机画面。您是要接受 (Alt+C) 还是拒绝 (Alt+D) 该邀请？

您接受了开始查看网络摄像机画面的邀请。

david 说:

SO WHY YOU LIVE ALONE

Jenny 说:

and she is adding your msn address now, pls let her pass with thanks.

david 说:

SHE HAS ADDED ME LOL

Jenny 说:

because I have to study myself ,

david 说:

OH

Jenny 说:

please say hello to my friend Jocelyn,

david 说:

IM CHATTING 2 HER

Jenny 说:

I am very happy you are chating with us now? Haha...

david 说:

LOL KOOL YOU CAN SEE ME SHE CANT LOL

Jenny 说:

I am answering the phone from my friend, pls wait for a moment,

Jenny 说:

It is ok, I am over the phone, let's talk..

david 说:

OK

david 说:

WHAT IS UR FRIENDS ASL PLZ

Jenny 说:

Have you had lunch yet?

david 说:

NO

david 说:

I EAT 2NIGHT

Jenny 说:

what does "ASL PLZ" mean?

david 说:

AGE SEX LOCATION

Jenny 说:

Ok, I advise my friend to answer your question.

david 说:

ILL HAVE CHINESE TAKE AWAY FOOD TONIGHT

david 说:

JENNY YOUR FRIEND IS NICE TO CHAT TO CAN YOU ASK HER IF SHE HAS A PHOTO PLZ

Jenny 说:

you look very tried now?

david 说:

LOL NO IM VERY AWAKE LOL

Jenny 说:

A photo of her? of course , you can ask her to send her photo to you directly

THANK YOU

david 说:

WHAT FOODS DO YOU LIKE

Jenny 说:

I like Chinese food

Jenny 说:

and you

david 说:

I LOVE CHINESE FOOD

david 说:

PIZZA I LIKE

david 说:

YOUR FRIEND NOT CHATTING

Jenny 说:

no, she is chatting with you now?

david 说:

SHE SHOW ME HER PHOTO NEXT TIME SHE SAID LOL

Jenny 说:

As we noted that PIZZA is very popular in China,

david 说:

YOUR FRIEND CANT SEE ME ON CAM SHE HAS OLD MSN

Jenny 说:

it is ok if she could show her photo's to you next time.

david 说:

YES

Jenny 说:

Yes, I have told her to download a new Msn now.

david 说:

OK LOL

Jenny 说:

I am very tired now. are you tired now?

david 说:

NOPE

david 说:

ITS ONLY 2.20PM HERE

Jenny 说:

oh , It is time for you to lunch now,

Jenny 说:

oh , It is time for you to have lunch now,

david 说:

NO I DONT EAT TILL 2NIGHT

Jenny 说:

Do you like Chinese girl? haha....

david 说:

YES

Jenny 说:

WHY HAHA LOL

david 说:

LOL YOUR FRIEND IS ASKING WHY I CAN SEE SHE HAS OLD MSN EXPLAIN 2 HER PLZ

Jenny 说:

If you like Chinese girl, so that I can introduce many Chinese girl to you

Jenny 说:

please kindly chat with my friend , I am so tired now, I have to take a rest for a while.

david 说:

OK BYEBYE

david 说:

HAS SHE GOT NEW MSN YET

Jenny 说:

OK, BYEBYE, SEE YOU NEXT TIME, AND HAVE A NICE WEEKENDS.

Jenny 说:

NOT YET, she doesn't get new msn now, she is trying on it now.

Jenny 说:

hi! are you online?

giorgos 说:

hi there

giorgos 说:

what r u up to?

Jenny 说:

not yet, it is night in China, what time is it in your country now?

gema 说:

how r u?

Jenny 说:

i am fine, thanks, and you? what time is it in your country now? now it is 8:48 in China.

gema 说:

fine

Jenny 说:

I am in the office now, and you

Jenny 说:

are you working now?

gema 说:

it is 2:48 in egypt night

gema 说:

no

Jenny 说:

now i am working in an international company as a business dept, and you?

gema 说:

i dont work now

Jenny 说:

Why? are you a student now

gema 说:

yes

Jenny 说:

how old are you?

gema 说:

20

Jenny 说:

what subject to you study now?

gema 说:

i study law

gema 说:

in ciro univiristy

Jenny 说:

It sound very great,

gema 说:

yes

gema 说:

and i love it

Jenny 说:

noted you love your subject , by the way, when will you come to China?

haha...

现在的小孩好嗨哦，初中生“早恋”聊天记录到底有多奇葩？

-1-

“臭老公，你根本不爱我。嘤嘤嘤。”

“我那么爱你，你怎么可以说我不爱你呢？你这样说我心好痛，你要知道，我的心里可都是你啊，傻老婆！我妈一周给我两百块，我有一百块都给你买零食了，五十交个自己的话费，五十给你交话费。”

母胎单身二十五年的单身狗表示：我酸了！难道找不到女朋友，原来是我妈不让我早恋，导致我现在想早恋，晚了！

-2-

“老婆，等我们初中毕业了，我就穿上西装、打好领带、开兰博基尼来你家找你，让我管家在你家门口摆999朵玫瑰，然后我单膝跪地，拿钻戒给你求婚，让你成为你们村最让人羡慕的新娘。”

“老公你好好哦，我也好爱你，我等你！“

”傻老婆，我以后会对你好的。“

”嗯嗯！“

这一刻我是真的酸了，现在初中生都这么豪的吗？

而我……从当初的一无所有，愣是在打工多年以后，变成了负债累累，难怪我找不到对象。都是因为在初中的时候，一群王八羔子给了这些姑娘们太大的幻想！！！

-3-

”宝贝，你有打火机吗？“

”没有丫~怎么啦臭老公，你是不是想抽烟啊？“

”不是不是，我就是想问问宝贝，如果你没有打火机，是怎么点燃我的心呢？“

”傻瓜，我用的打火石啊！“

这……土味情话说的这么溜，一看平时就没少找人练习啊，老师布置的作业是不是太少了？严格要求多布置一些！

-4-

”你跟XX是什么关系？走得那么近？“

”我跟她只是玩玩而已，跟你才是认真的，你是我唯一的老婆，你才是正宫。“

”我看你跟她在一起我不高兴，你是只属于我一个人的！“

”好！我明天就跟她分手，永远只跟你在一起，别生气了乖~“

这也太刺激了吧？

难怪社会上有那么多渣男，原来在初中的时候，就是因为有心大的女孩子纵容着，可怕！太可怕！

难怪我找不到对象，都是因为我要求对方要专一吗？

这些还都算是小菜一碟，我还见过堂弟在QQ上给一个女生讲黄段子，从人的这个器官讲到那个器官……相信他们生物老师都未必有他知道的多，那才是真的又露骨又奇葩，我一个结婚的老阿姨看了都胆战心惊！