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• 1、搞笑二人英语对话
• 2、英语搞笑对话 两人的情景对话,较长,搞笑的,
• 3、简单搞笑的英语对话
• 4、急求2人英语对话，搞笑的稍长点，要有翻译
• 5、搞笑英语短对话，两人的，必须好短

搞笑二人英语对话

前台小姐：“you

have

what

thing?”

你有什么事

老外：“can

you

speak

english?”

你能说英语吗

前台小姐：“if

i

not

speak

english,

i

am

speaking

what?”如果我没在说英语，那我在说什么？

老外：“can

anybody

else

speak

english?

”有没有其他人会说

前台小姐：“you

yourself

look.

all

people

are

playing,no

people

have

time,

you

can

wait,

you

wait,

you

not

wait,

you

go.”你自己看看，所有的人都在玩，没有人有时间，你可以等，你等，你不等，随你。

老外：“good

heavens.

anybody

here

can

speak

english?”上帝，这有人会说英语吗

前台小姐：“

shout

what

shout,

quiet

a

little,

you

on

earth

have

what

thing.”叫什么叫，安静一点，你在这里有什么事

老外：“i

want

to

speak

to

your

head.”我想要跟你的上司讲。

前台小姐：“head

not

zai.you

tomorrow

come.”头不在，你明天来。

英语搞笑对话 两人的情景对话,较长,搞笑的,

男:This seat empty?（这个座位是空的吧?）

女：Yes,and this one will be if you sit down.（是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的.）【我立马走人】

男：Haven''t I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你?）

女：Yes.That''s why I don''t go there anymore.（是的.这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因.）【我不想和你有任何交集】

男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?）

女：Sorry.I''m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉.这个周末我头疼)【^_^头疼也是可以预约的】

男：Can I have your name?（我能知道你的名字吗?）

女：Why?Don''t you already have one?（为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?）

男：I''m a photographer.I''ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是摄影师.我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸.）

女：I''m a plastic surgeon.I''ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科医生.我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸.）【长的真丑】

男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能让你非常快乐.）

女：Why?Are you leaving?（是吗?你是说你要离开?）【你能离开就是对我的仁慈】

简单搞笑的英语对话

Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.

老师正在讲课，彼得打起瞌睡来了。

Teacher: Peter！Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?

老师：彼得！你说说，世界上什么最大？

Peter: Well, well....eyelids....

彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮……

Teacher: What？Eyelids？

老师：什么？眼皮？

Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.

彼得：是的，老师。因为我眼睛一闭，眼皮就把世界上所有的东西都遮住了。

。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

很简单

急求2人英语对话，搞笑的稍长点，要有翻译

前台小姐：“you

have

what

thing?”

你有什么事

老外：“can

you

speak

english?”

你能说英语吗

前台小姐：“if

i

not

speak

english,

i

am

speaking

what?”如果我没在说英语，那我在说什么？

老外：“can

anybody

else

speak

english?

”有没有其他人会说

前台小姐：“you

yourself

look.

all

people

are

playing,no

people

have

time,

you

can

wait,

you

wait,

you

not

wait,

you

go.”你自己看看，所有的人都在玩，没有人有时间，你可以等，你等，你不等，随你。

老外：“good

heavens.

anybody

here

can

speak

english?”上帝，这有人会说英语吗

前台小姐：“

shout

what

shout,

quiet

a

little,

you

on

earth

have

what

thing.”叫什么叫，安静一点，你在这里有什么事

老外：“i

want

to

speak

to

your

head.”我想要跟你的上司讲。

前台小姐：“head

not

zai.you

tomorrow

come.”头不在，你明天来。

其实这里前台小姐讲的是中文式英语，不翻译也知道啦～

好笑不

搞笑英语短对话，两人的，必须好短

请采纳我的问题

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我打了很久，请采纳

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I played for a long time, please